NEWSFLASH
Out in time to help fill your Christmas shocking - NOT BAD, BUBBA! - the twisted tale of WARWICK “WORRYWORT” LAUDANUM SANDTON, a snickering, sniggering devious serial mutilator. His tee-heeing mantra being: “Serial killers are so passé, so run-of-the-mill, so every day whereas yours truly gives his victims something they have to live with for the rest of their severely disfigured lives!” Entersultry belly dancers Delilah Divoon and “WORRY WORT” WARWICK suddenly finds himself caught up in a tsunami of “anything you can do Delilah can do betters.”
To tee-hee, or not to tee-hee: that is the ultimate question.